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MILF Lawyers – An Editorial On Hot Female Lawyers

This blog is about tax law and the attorneys that practice it. As a writer though sometimes I feel compelled to speak up about the unspoken. It’s not that I want to stir the pot or even lay down on my sword, but I think there are some universal truths when you get into the courtroom that are unavoidable.

The first being that female defense attorneys are all milfs. I have not met a female defense attorney that didn’t look extremely sexy in her professional attire. I think they know this and know the effect it has on the prosecution.

Hot lawyers are nothing new, but what is new the sexuality being expressed by older women. When I was growing up, every woman over forty had the mom cut and the world “Milf” wasn’t used until I was already in my 20’s.

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After American Pie, the word became more and more popular. I think there was this cyclical effect where younger guys were talking about it and older women were starting to think “hey, I’m still hot.” This feeling women were having started influencing professional attire and eventually leading to shows like “The Real Housewives of …” and sites like Milfaholic (see Milfaholic Review) becoming really popular.

This leads us back to the courtroom. 20 years ago, you might see a skirt or two in a courtroom but these days it can look like the setting for a porn. These women don’t show too much or wear bikinis during a case, but they do exude a new sexual confidence and aren’t afraid of a loose fitting blouse or skirts just a little tighter than they used to be.

Seriously, how are we supposed to handle ourselves as men when this is the new “business professional” ?…

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On one hand, it’s great. I love a sexy and confident woman as much as anyone, but it’s also starting to get distracting.

I’m sure many people reading this will find it to be sexist and I don’t know if I can disagree with them. The truth, however, is that when we (as men) see this sexy wardrobe draping your breasts and hugging your butt, we have a neurological reaction. Some of us lose our breath, some lose our focus, and many of us lose all ability to think rationally. Call me sexist for the double standard here, but at least recognize that this issue truly is different for guys than it is for girls.

Attorneys Are Making a Killing on Snapchat

Snapchat has been around a few years now and is especially popular with millennials. When I first heard about it, people were already talking about the sexting aspect or even nudity on the site. I knew it wouldn’t be long before a lawsuit or two would start hitting my friends desks. Sure enough, with my newly understood impression of what snapchat was,  I started hearing about cases right away.

From the myriad of stories I started to hear, I came up with a short list of things not to do on the app and probably should avoid doing altogether…

1. Sexting While Driving –

Bad Idea! Duh, right? No would do this, right? Wrong! This happens more than I could even believe. This app offers people an even smaller barrier to entry on such a stupid idea. If someone was going to send a nude selfie before, they were also going to have to go to their camera, take a pic, then upload that pic to their text message app all before sending. Now, they can simply go to their app, take the pic and send to whomever they want in the blink of an eye. I guess there’s a danger here that people are also finding sexy? I don’t get it. Good way to lose a penis while driving.

2. Faking an Accidental Send –

Here’s one I wasn’t expecting. Both men and women seem to love this one. They take a sexy pic of themselves and send to their entire contact list, or more often a select few of 10-15+ people at once. Then they go back and tell everyone “I can’t believe I just did that! I am so embarrassed.”

No, this person isn’t embarrassed. If they really cared, it would not have been sent. This seems to be a particularly cruel trick girls will play with their boyfriends to get them jealous. They’ll even send a nude pic to their boyfriend and every ex boyfriend they’ve ever had. Truly despicable.

3. Assuming Pic Go Away –

Anyone who has had a smart phone longer than a few months has accidentally pushed enough buttons to have learned how to do a screen shot. Before you go on a snapchat sexting frenzy, you should remember that these pics around just out there for as long as you want them to be. They are now entered into the world and will be public forever.

So, the best thing to do when using snapchat is to be smart. Do not assume anything is private and remember you could be hurting people’s feelings. Just try to be a little smarter about your sexting, nude selfies, and apps that let you expose yourself all you want. Sometimes less is better, America.